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V N is a double (for some doctors multiple or borderline disordered) personality.

V is an ESC maniac. Born exactly 475 years after a French apothecary called Nostradamus, he shares quite a few of his predecessor's abilities, such as prophesying about the ultimate doom of trashy OGAE favorites year after year, as well as (and here one can only admire the grandeur of his charisma) the 12p his native countrymen will award to the best (Cypriot) song in every final.

(The equation behind this unprecedented knack is actually quite difficult. Though reluctant to reveal the secret of his prophecies, here is a glimpse to the marvelous world of being an ESC Cassandra:

1)Ogae picking the trash fave:

X + Y = F
Where
X= Ogae fans in their mid 30s with huge collections of rare Japanese versions of Abba bsides and miniature dollhouses
Y= Any bubblegum song that could insult the music intellect of a toddler, as long as it comes from Sweden and/or includes at least a maximum of 10 words/notions, 3 notes with a key change and an air fan
F= Failure guaranteed for which Belarus will be blamed.

2) My proud motherland s 12points

X + Y (+Z) = B (I)
Where
X= Greek voters
Y= The usual Cypriot abomination
Z = (In case the greek 12p are not enough for Cyprus ' super-rubbish to enter the final) Any bellydancing or infuriatingly moronic song that could find its place in the neighborhood taverna playlist
B= Boo
I= International summer hit to be savored inside any greek taxi or enjoyed as a ringtone during the rush hours of scorchingly hot july days inside a crowded bus.)

Though avid for ESC NFs around Europe and their paraphernalia, V is not out of the closet yet. Most of his friends (including past and present bfs or fbs) do not know much of this aspect of his nature. And though he does believe that one should be proud of his choices, he is not yet convinced that being an ESC fan is morally acceptable and should be approved of or even promoted inside society. Sometimes he even thinks marriage between ESC fans (or homotasted ppl) should not be tolerated and adoption of kids or pets should be strictly banned for the sake of preventing the perpetuation of their musical taste.

N on the other hand (as u can see on the picture above, personification of elegance) if it hadnt been for some bloody Spanish doctors misdiagnosing a cerebral hemorrhage for a heat-exposure (I mean come on! a f!cking stroke and all they could suggest was lots of cold water???? wtf !!! no wonder u ll always be cursed to go Soraya-esque) she would NOt be here as a ghost haunting greek, british and swedish trolls. N is out and proud celebrating every day the joy of being incurably in love with her good taste and smashing down the dreams of those who decided to go through a second childhood in here.

V is to be found in Hungarian articles , N indulges in provoking havoc in Melodifestivalen ones, V listens to grand dames Nicole Rieu, Mia Martini, Nina Morato when N is revealing the true age of the vampire called perelli, V reads Mor ve Otesi interviews while N ruthlessly persecutes the Carola clan.
V has met and enjoyed the company of some of the most brilliantly tasteful ppl in here, N is and will always be the inextinguishable nemesis of blockheaded numbskulls (u know who u are, and you are going down!)

V needs his life back and cannot wait for On season to be over to finally enjoy a Saturday night out, N wants this war to never end

Favourite Esc songs: coming soon
Favourite Esctoday members: too many to be mentioned
Favourite toy: Trolls

msn: soguk.mevsim@hotmail.com (be my guest) (OMG he has a turkish msn?...he cannot belong to the proud nation of greeks)