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Miss Uncongeniality

I'm a LatinAmerican diva.
I was born in Venezuela. when i was a kid, i liked to play with my barbies and mi kens (i like to put them to have sexcual relations) but i liked to play also that i was a real barbie...oops is not playing, im a real barbie. I also liked to play to torture my siblings, by cut their hair and burn their clothes, i had to be the prettier of all

At the age of 15 i had my first plastic surgery (nose), at the age of 16 i had my second plastic surgery (breast and ass implants) and at the age of 17 i had the other things i had to change (liposuction, eyebrow lifting, some lips enhancement) and then i was ready to participate in Miss Venezuela beauty pageant, were i was desqualified because i was founded having sexual intercourse with a judge and the other contestants said i broke their highheels and change their hairspray into insecticide spray.

So i went to Spain (my parents country) and tried to participate in Miss Spain, i had sex intercourse with two judges, but in that country that is something normal in beauty pageants. But i finished as 1st runner up, so i scratched the winner's face and kick her with the crown (a really cheap one), so i was disqualified... I moved to Milan where i worked as a model for Armani, Dolce and Gabbana, Valentino and to london were i worked with Alex McQueen, Betsey Johnson among others, and then i met Kate Moss and we share some good habbits that models use to catch, like eating just cappuccinos for a day, and sniffing to lose weight....
Now i am living again in my country, working as a model agent, tv personality and of course i'm the biggest fashionista of all....

What i like about Eurovision, is that i saw ir for the first time, just at the momment of my first sniffing work, and i totally allucinated about the contest. I love the trashy, crappy and sometimes outrageous fashion crimes that you can see in this totally kitsch contest, that is like a drug to my mind... the music??? does it matter anyway? well, when the singer is not a hotty, a model, or have a great outfit (or disguise), well then you can pay atention to the music, lovelly outdated tune, that is as good as a day of shopping

Fashion God curse you all! bad taste people!
And proclaim me as the ultimate fashion guru/mesiah that will guide you into a world of freedom, sin, vices, sex and alot of eurovisive songs all day!